joke torkie

torke to kharej mire ye resturane irooni, garson mige chi mail darin? torkemige: "with carpet rice, with fish what" garsoone mige baba inja ke hame iroonian farsi begoo bebinam chi mikhay? torke mige: hamun "ba ghali polo ba mahi che

torke dasht hamzaman 2ta sigar mikeshid.behesh migan:chera 2ta mikeshi?..mige:1ki vase khodam 1kish vase refigham ke zendanie!!...bade chand vaght mibinash ke dasht 1 sigar mikeshid,migan :eee refighet az zendan azad shod??...mige :Na,khodam tark kardam!!!

Torke ye cheraghe jadoo peyda mikone...ghool az cheragh miad biroon va mige to mitooni 3 ta arezoo bekoni...torke mige: "ye peykan mikham"...ghoole ye peykan behesh mide..mige arezooye dovomet chie?...torke baz fekr mikone mige: "ye peykan mikham"...ghoole baz dobare ye peykan behesh mide va mige arezooye akharet chie?...torke baz fekr mikone mige: "ye peykan mikham"...ghoole asabani mishe mige baba in akharin arezoote...3 ta peykan akhe bara chi mikhay?...torke mige: "in peykanaro mikham befroosham ye Zantia bekharam"

Torke too manovr sherkat mikone asir mishe

Torke mire pizzay mige " agha 16 tikash kon ".

aghahe mige, ghorban, mamulan pizzaro 8 tike mikonan.

Torke mige,akhe undafe sir nashodam.

ye torke mikhaste bere behesht zahra, gol giresh nemiad, kompoot migire!



yerooz ye torke mibine hava khube,zang mizane havashenasi tashakor mikone!

be torke migan ba turaj jomle besaz, mige: "raftam doktor, ampulo zad tu rajam!"



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Ye torke donbale aramesh bood, navar khali goosh midad!

Torke ba shoferesh too jade miraftan...pesar shoofere khabide bood...samte rast ye dare bood samte chap ye koohe bozorg...yedafe az jelo dota kamyoon ba sorat nazdik mishan...dige hich rahi baraye nejat nabood...yedafe torke dad mizane: "Asghar, Asghar pasho tasodofo hal kon"

az torke miporsan agha midooni emam hosseino koja khak kardan?
torke fekr mikone mige: "vala nemidoonam"
migan too karbala!
torke mige: "ey khodaaa khosha be saadatesh"

Torke mire dar yek mosabegheye chand soali sherkat mikone...mojrie barname azash miporse: " oon kodoom payambar bood ke kashti sakhte?...Torke yekam fekr mikone ama aghlesh be jai ghad nemide...mige: "baba ilada yekam rahnami konid"....Mojri mige: "hamooni ke ye kashti dasht va heyvanate ziadi ra ham rikhte bood toosh...cartoonesham too barname koodak neshoon dad"...Torke yekam fekr mikone va ba koli zogho shogh mige: "ahaaan hazrate yoogi va doostan"

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Az torke miporsan agha koja be donya omadi?
Torke mige: "USA"
Miporsan USA kojast?
Torke mige j(U)onjezarhaye Sarsabze Ardebil
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Torke mikhast az Tabriz bere Tehran...mire terminal ke bilite otoboos bekhare...
Bilitforoosh: "agar jeloye otobus beshini 1000 toman...vasate otobud 700 toman...tahe otobus 500 toman"
Torke dast mikone jibesh mibine 300 toman bishtar nadare...mige: "agha bilite 300 tomani nadari?"
Bilitforoosh ham ke mikhad aziatesh konemige chera 300 toman bede donbale otobus bodo...
kholase torke ye bilte 300 tomani mikhare va donbale otobus midoe...
bade chand saat otobus az Karaj rad mishe...ye dafe ranande otobus mibine torke dare hamash dast tekoon mide...khoalse mige bichare az tabriz ta inja dode bezar savaresh konam...torke nafas zanan va shaki miad jelo va dad miporse: "inja Karaj bood?"...ranande mige: "are chetor mage"...torke mige: "pas martike khar chera man harchi alamat midam negar nemidari? man mikhastam Karaj piade besham"...

Torke mikh mire too pash...nemitoone daresh biare...kajesh mikone
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Torke dashte Radio goosgh midade...Gozareshgare mige: "khiabane Baharestan be emam Hossein terafike...Khiabane Enghelab be emam Hossein terafike"...Torke mige: " khob terafike ke terafike...chera hey be emam hossein ghasam mikhori?..
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Torke pesaresho mizare daneshkade afsari...azash miporsan agha pesaret ker darsesh khoob bood...mizashti doctori mohandsesi chizi beshe...Torke mige: "rastesh mikham vaghti darsesh tamoom shod baham ye kalantari bezanim"...
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torke mire mahe asal...ama yadesh mire zanesho bebare

* Be torke migan 2 2ta tchanta mische... mige baba bikhial, kalameh begu djomle besazim

* be rashtiye migan: "oon chiye ke deraze, kolofte, tahrikesh koni azash ab miyad? rashtiy emige: "auuuu, khob maloome, damaghe dige!"

* rashti-e zanesh mimire, mire balasare ghabresh mige: khoda biamorzatet, avalin shabe ke midoonam koja khabidi.


* torkeh 1 zanboor mishine roo dastesh , mige astaghforelah
1 magas mishineh roo dastesh , mige jal al khalegh
migan chera be zanboore gofti astaghforelah , be magase migi jal al khalegh
torke , ma nafahmidim belakhareh , gol hastim ya goh hastim!!!

* torke mire khassegari. dokhtare miad chayi bede dola ke mishe ye seddayi azash dar mire. bichare kheili kejalat mikeshe mire ye otagh dige. mamane doomad mige pessaram boro in narahatiro az delesh dar biar, dokhtare bichare gonah dare.

* pessare harf be goosh migire o mire un yeki otagh daro mibande o yeho mipare jelo dokhtare dad mizane: chetori guzzu?

* Daryush bad as Modataha dar Tabriz yeh konzert mideh wa miporseh, khob baratun chi beh khunam?
Yeh Agha az un tah dad mizaneh wa migeh baramun ebi ro bekhun..


* be ye LOREH migan esme 3 ta lore marooof ro begoo mige
1-hitLOR
2-soofia LOREH
3- LOREH hardi !!!

* suske mast mikone,mire joloye dampayi,mige: "bezan dige lamasab,de bezan"..

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